Waste

(the episode begins with SpongeBob delivering orders to their tables in the Krusty Krab whilst singing a song to the tune of South Park's 'Uncle F****r')

SpongeBob: Screw your screwed up face, pig screw-er. You're a screw screw-er screw-faced screw--er. You are a screw-er I must say, you screwed a pig yester-year! Hahahahaha! Screw-er! That's s-c-r-e-w-e-r, that's the end! Suck my balls! (with all the orders delivered, he goes back into the kitchen with the customers look in shock except Polar who applauds)

Polar: Perfection. (he walks up to Squidward) Hey, you forgot my fries.

Squidward: Of course he blames ME. Listen, Mr., I have a particular set of skills I'd like-

Polar: Oh will you shut up.

Squidward: (sigh) SPONGEBOB! (SpongeBob exits the kitchen with the fries and does another verse)

SpongeBob: Screw your screw-

Squidward: (interrupting) Can you please just give the man some fries?

SpongeBob: Of course. (hands the fries over to Polar)

Polar: Thanks. Would you mind a word in the corner?

SpongeBob: Of course not!

Polar: Perfect. (to Squidward) Would you mind putting on some pants?

Squidward: They're trans-

Polar: On your face.

Squidward: (pause) Hey, aren't you British?